"Bowler Hat Guy" from Meet The Robinsons shakes me to my core.

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LOOK AT THIS MAN. HE IS A PURE VISAGE OF FEAR.

He's just, horrifying. The mustache. The Teeth. The almost unibrow. THE EVIL SENTIENT HAT.

I am terrified.

I saw Meet The Robinsons on my 8th birthday, I don't remember anything from it except for the T-Rex, and this evil, tortured soul.

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He's like if Waluigi wasn't a meme.

I am going to go stare at the ceiling unable to sleep thinking about his eerie voice whispering out his childhood trauma.

Comment if you relate to my story.

P.S. I'm prob gonna make a real blog post later this week don't worry Harrington.

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  1. UnknownDecember 3, 2018 at 11:03 PM

    Update: So I was so scared 11 years ago that I never watched Meet The Robinsons again. I went back and watched it and...

    he's a bit lame.

    DOR-15 is now public enemy number 1

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